dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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aduhm:

*sweats nervously*

aduhm:

*sweats nervously*

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

subtle:

i’M SO SICK OF THIS MENTALITY THAT’S SWALLOWED 90% OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION THAT IT’S CUTE TO HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND BE SAD BECAUSE IT’S ALL GOOD SOMEONE’S GONNA COME SAVE YOU BC NO SHUT UP IT’S NOT CUTE TO HATE YOURSELF OR HURT YOURSELF LIKE THESE ARE ACTUAL PROBLEMS THAT YOU NEED TO SOLVE AND NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE YOU IT’S ALL ON YOU

gastrogirl:

fruity pebble marshmallow cookies.

milotonic:

Another Pokemon Giveaway :D!

Pokemon:

  1. Cobalion [Level 100 Jolly]
  2. Articuno [Level 100 Timid]
  3. Latias [Level 100 Calm]
  4. Latios [Level 100 Timid]
  5. Arceus [Level 100 Timid] (Pokerus)
  6. Jirachi [Level 100 Careful]
  7. Celebi [Level 100 Modest] (Pokerus)
  8. Azelf [Level 100 Timid]

Rules:

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